The 30-Day Stay Vetting Audit
25 questions to ask before you book.
So your next month-long stay is nothing like the one that almost ruined a trip. A free PDF checklist plus copy-and-paste host message templates.
The promise
Know what a stay is really like — before you sign anything.
You know — before you book — exactly what a 1-3 month rental is really like. So you never arrive to bad Wi-Fi, hidden construction noise, an unusable kitchen, or a lease you regret.
What's inside
Five things photos never show you.
True Wi-Fi speeds
Whether the connection actually holds a video call — not just the number in the listing.
Noise levels
Construction next door, a café below, thin walls. The sounds no review mentions.
Kitchen functionality
A real stove, enough counter space, actual cookware — not a kitchenette staged for photos.
Walkability
What's actually within walking distance, and whether the street is one you'd want to walk.
Hidden long-stay fees
Cleaning, utilities, deposits, and the charges that only appear after a month.
Host message templates
Copy-and-paste messages that get honest answers instead of host-speak.
What makes it different
A curator's instinct, not a generic checklist.
Built from a psychologist-trained curator's actual vetting instinct — the same discernment used to source real, unhurried travel experiences. Not a generic Airbnb checklist. The specific questions a careful person actually asks.
What you get
One PDF. Everything you need to vet a stay.
- A step-by-step 25-question vetting checklist
- Copy-and-paste host message templates
- Covers Wi-Fi, noise, kitchen, walkability, and hidden fees
- Delivered as a PDF straight to your inbox
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Who it's for
50+ couples booking 1-3 month stays.
Couples who can't afford to gamble on flattering photos. Who want to live somewhere for a month or two, not just visit. If that's you, this is your checklist.